|For real? The one with the one eye?!|
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Reason #5,000 I Hate Online Dating
Brace for it, friends...because today's the day that all my "oh, isn't life just grand? I'm working so hard on making myself a better person" sing-songy loveliness goes right out the window and is replaced by bitterness towards all things even remotely resembling the word "dating." Grant me this one day, and I promise that I will go back to my Oprah/Dr. Phil-like self-help wisdom in, eh, twenty-four hours. Give me twenty-four hours. Here's a brief update (hold on to something steady...the bitterness here might knock you into next week): Mr. Hangover must not have been at all interested in anything other than my witty pop culture references because he effectively disappeared when I got into a more serious subject that sounded something like "How was your weekend?"