Friday, August 20, 2010
Shallow or Survival of the Fittest?
Because I've been like a wolf on the hunt here lately, I've been doing a lot of pondering of what I find attractive. You know, so I can better weed through the masses of men standing outside my door waiting to take me out. (<-sarcasm) Over the years, I've come up with a pretty good list and most people around me know the main points. I like guys with shaved heads, but only in the Bruce Willis kind of way, definitely not in the Kenny Chesney kind of way. You have to have the right shaped head. The qualifications and disqualifications for this are entirely too long for this post. Ask if you want clarification. I like guys with nice, broad shoulders. I like guys with sturdy, manly hands and usually tend to gravitate towards those with well-defined chins. Not that this list is meant to suggest that I'm only interested in men with these characteristics, because Lord knows those Bruce Willis types are few and far between. I just tend to notice these physical traits in a crowd of men.
So, besides basic hygiene, that's it, really. I don't have a height or weight complex, I don't have particular hair colors that I seek out or avoid, or men with particular names (some women do that, I know. I've heard several say they'll never date another blonde guy or any more "Michaels" or something). I don't think these things make me a horrible person (I wonder if all this questioning of my level of horribleness is actually some deep-rooted insecurity about it?....Nah.). What are some physical characteristics that just make you realize that your offspring with that person would be a bit less than optimal? Please share...it will make me feel less, well...you know. Feel free to utilize the anonymity button.