Saturday, May 21, 2011
Online Dating Junk Mail
31, florida (just Florida in general? Like, the whole state?)
Seeking women, 30-99 (Uh...wow. I wonder what made him decide on 30 as the starting point. If you're willing to go all the way to 99, you'd think a 27 year old would still qualify. Guess not.)
Education: Masters (setting the bar pretty high here, bud. We'll see...)
Height: >5' (>152 cm) (wait...what?! The guy on the suitcase patiently awaiting his arriving train [or his frat brother to pick him up after he got evicted...that hand truck behind him is a dead giveaway] looks a tab bit taller than the average American fifth grader. Just saying.)
MY IDEAL PARTNER
•Is between 30 and 99 years old.
•Can have kids living at home.
•Minimum education: Masters. (damn... I'm out of the running.)