I couldn't resist sharing this gem! So, if I'm picking up what they're throwing down, a girl who eats cotton candy at an alarming speed is obviously one who "knows how to have a good time." Hmm... now to find the perfect, non-awkward situation to eat pink spun sugar in a target-rich environment... Or maybe the underlying message is that blondes are superior and the ultimate goal, brunettes are more attainable, but dull and sub-par in attractiveness and redheads are the life of the party (and good at eating cotton candy). Well, one of my sisters just dyed her hair red and the other dyed hers blonde, so we're probably a very good test case. I'll keep you posted.
Enjoy, Singletons! Could it have been this easy?! I'll let you digest this nugget and post Part 2 later.